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Hello? The Internet Doesn't Deliver Houses.

I can't resist.

The Internet Doesn't Deliver Houses

This is one of the best Twitter posts I've read in a long time.

"Why do people go to lendingtree and then get all weird & cranky when a realtor contacts them? Hello? The internet doesn't deliver houses."

I have no idea what Connie does in Minneapolis, but I do know one thing for certain. There's something in the water in Minnesota, because there seem to be a lot of funny people in the Land of 10000 Lakes.

This is a classic.

25 commentsJeff Turner • March 15 2008 10:19AM

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Jeff - I'd venture to say that Connie is either a real estate agent or an assistant.  People think because they make an internet inquiry that they will remain as anonymous as they were when they hit the send button.  I think it's the extended cold weather season in Minnesota that influences the Minnesotan's humor.  :)
Posted by Carol Smith (Casmi Photography) almost 4 years ago
Jeff that is too funny!  The internet doesn't deliver, lol.  That just cracks me up!
Posted by Linda Futral almost 4 years ago
That is funny!  How true though I don't know what people expect when they sign up for something on the internet.
Posted by Monika McGillicuddy Southern NH & the Seacoast Area (Prudential Verani Realty/Hampstead) almost 4 years ago
That's hilarious! By the looks of my personal e-mail account, everytime I sign up for anything, I get junk from about 50 different places. It's a given.
Posted by Lissa Uder, Your Lebanon MO Real Estate Agent (RE/MAX Next Generation, LLC) almost 4 years ago
You got to expect a response from someone, maybe they expect google results
Posted by Michael Eisenberg Bellingham Real Estate Broker (eXp Realty) almost 4 years ago

Cracks me up, if they don't want to be contacted why bother. I too think people just want the information and not want someone in their face all the time. Some agents like to call and call and they end up alienating themselves from the consumer.

Calls I have received over the past 23 years from consumers that won't give info. are usually not 100% committed at that time. It takes a good agent to make the consumer like and trust you before they even meet you.

Posted by Jay McGillicuddy~Real Estate Broker (Prudential Verani Realty) almost 4 years ago

What a hoot! 

I have an IDX site that will e-mail me when users click on the "I want more information" button.  Sometimes, I'll be sitting at my computer and, all of a sudden, tens of e-mails will come in from the same e-mail address. I know they're just clicking away thinking they'll get some kind of automated response with "more information." 

When I write back that "I'm a real person receiving these e-mails.  I'd love to help." they, all of a sudden, STOP clicking on the "I want more information" button. Funny how people relate to their searches on the Internet.  They must think that it's run by the "little people" from Ireland.

 Happy St. Pat's Day to all....

Posted by Ken Montville -- the MD Suburbs of DC (RE/MAX Advantage Realty) almost 4 years ago
Jeff, This was funny.  Couple of things.  I enjoyed your "storm is brewing" photo off of twitter.  I really do not know how to use it yet.  also, I did get the powerpoint presentation to work. thany you for your help. AJ
Posted by Alan 'AJ' Nisen California Contra Costa Mortgage Officer (A Large Bank in America) almost 4 years ago
Jeff, yes, a great comment, and oh so true!  Maybe the "I can get you to the 1st page of Google" guys will stop calling.
Posted by Brian Block -- Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate (RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President) almost 4 years ago
Well, Active rain is finally back up. Twitter is fun, but I missed that comment. Actually I get taken to a lot of good links over there and it is growing. Of course the internet doesn't sell houses, people do. 
Posted by Missy Caulk-Ann Arbor-Realtor® Ann Arbor Real Estate (Keller Williams-Ann Arbor) almost 4 years ago
LOL!  How about the new Real Estate Franchise "Domino's Real Estate Delivered in 30 days or it is free!"
Posted by Hampton Roads, Virginia Beach Nannette Turner Saunders (Associate Broker Keller Williams Realty) almost 4 years ago

Jeff,

Don't laugh but when I worked for another Real Estate company I was in their Costco/ Lending Tree program. I was given leads and got the same response once and the other problem was fake email addresses and phone numbers...don't get it...I guess they just want info and not a real lead.

Posted by Neal Bloom-Realtor ®CRS-Weston FL Real Estate (Keller Williams Properties, Weston FL) almost 4 years ago
Why do they sign up if they don't want to hear from us?  I guess they do think houses grow on Lending trees.
Posted by Terry+Bonnie Westbrook Westbrook Realty Grand Rapids Forest Hills MI Real Estate (Westbrook Realty Broker-Owner) almost 4 years ago
I imagine they're not reading the fine print. It still amazes me that people sign up for things on the internet, then are surprised when they get spam. I told my mother that I had hotmail accounts that I used when I signed up for different online services, until I'm sure I won't get spam. She just looked at me like a confused puppy.
Posted by Lisa Hill (Daytona Beach Real Estate) (Florida Property Experts) almost 4 years ago
Maybe they think the next update to the internet will add delivery of keys and a home inspection to it.  I wonder when they think the upgrade for contracts to write themselves and do the negotiating is soon in the works also.
Posted by Randy L. Prothero - Hawaii REALTOR® (808) 384-5645 (Century 21 Liberty Homes ) almost 4 years ago
LOL, thanks for the laugh.  I don't get on Twitter these days, life keeps  getting in the way, but I miss it!
Posted by Marlene Scheffer, Realtor to Kitsap County, WA (Realty Station) almost 4 years ago

Hi Jeff.... I would say Connie has hit the nail on the Head and called a spade a spade...if consumers could get their house online we'd have a very different life. We all thought and worried that the Internet would do away with our services, it turns out the consumer wants our Service. I would say Connie is a Realtor, and a bright Lady with her short and to the point statement...well done Connie where ever you are!!

Cheers, have a great day!

Posted by Victoria Realtor Fred Carver ACRE 250-598-2963 Accredited Consultant (Re/Max Camosun Real Estate) almost 4 years ago
methinks I need to set up some google alerts for twitter.  I am missing some good tweets.
Posted by Maureen Francis & Dmitry Koublitsky, SKBK Sotheby's - Metro Detroit (SKBK Sotheby's International Realty) almost 4 years ago
That really is too funny, I have called some people and they have completly gone off of the deep end
Posted by Dave Woodson (Dave Woodson) almost 4 years ago

Pretty funny alright.  Can't figure out why I'm not getting your Twitter photos.  Noticed them here! 


Posted by Susie Blackmon~Ocala~Horses~Western Wear~Horse Farms~Marketing. almost 4 years ago
EONS ago, I worked with House Values and found the same thing true. People really don't want to talk to a Realtor 'til they think they're ready (which may not be for a year or two or more after they fill out some online form). The small print will say that "someone will call" but most consumers never see it. Truth is, that part is barely supposed to be seen....
Posted by Mary Pope-Handy, ABR, CRS, ePRO, SRES, ASP (Sereno Group Real Estate) almost 4 years ago

It's strange, though, how forms materialize.  I've seen where you think you are getting directions off mapquest, and the next thing you know, it's asking if you would like to get the value of a house.  Well, you might have a curious mind, fill out a small form and get the value of the house and directions.  Meanwhile, you have created a form that is given to a real estate agent, but you weren't really interested in buying or selling a house.

And then there are always those "Win a free Prada Bag" or "win a new IPhone" if you just answer a few questions.  Have you ever noticed that those forms always have a question at the end that asks if you are interested in buying a house (maybe not for 12-18 months down the road). Then guess what, you are a form lead for someone to call.

Posted by Rebecca Levinson, Real Estate Marketing Consultant (Real Skillz-Clear Marketing for Your Real Estate Vision) almost 4 years ago

Jeff,

For the first time in a long time on a post, I've read every single comment.  I like Missy Caulk's the best.  (I really stopped by to thank you for RES.  I'm using it as a lender to touch clients and family in an unexpected way with a RES of their grandchildren, or other topic when they send me photos.  One client, who works in nuclear medicine, just visited China, and sent me a link to his Snapfish album.  He's getting a RES today.  Fantastic tool!)

Mike in Tucson

Posted by Mike Jones (SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC) almost 4 years ago
Jeff - Yes, there is something in our water here, we are all funny, and we can't stop laughing, even when covered with 10' of fresh snow! Come and taste for yourself!
Posted by Marzena Melby Realtor - Twin Cities Minnesota Real Estate (Coldwell Banker Burnet Realty) almost 4 years ago
Okay - I'm convinced - I've been reading all of your posts - and Twitter is the thing I need to work on next.  Thanks for taking the time to show us that this is a viable place to look for customers...
Posted by Eleanor Thorne 919-649-5057 Cary Mortgage Loans (Steve Thorne NC Mortgage Experts) almost 4 years ago

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